The japanese Nintendo Wii Manual

Check out some of the things you shouldn’t do with your Nintendo Wii according to the Japanese manual; bet you wouldn’t have guessed some of these would be included…

• Don’t cover it in a blanket - it might overheat
• Don’t punch your mates in the face with the controller
• Don’t have the control and nunchuck around the back of your neck
• Don’t pour orangeade all over your shiny new console
• Don’t use the wii if you have a pacemaker
• Don’t smoke near the wii
• Don’t put a four leaf clover inside the console (guess this is a problem for the Irish!
• Last but not least don’t stamp on your wii remote

UPDATE: GameVideos.com have a short public information broadcast about the safety instructions.

Via Kotaku

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