Bullshit Button

Published by Mariella Moon April 9th, 2008 in Gadgets, Funny.

My mother taught me not to open my mouth if I don’t have anything good to say. Well, needless to say, with the Bullshit button, I don’t even have to open my mouth at all.

The Bullshit button can rile up anyone with five snarky sentences:

- (Beep) That was bullshit!
- (Siren) Bullshit detected, take precautions!
- (Siren) Bullshit level defcon 5!
- Oh come on now, that ain’t even bullshit, that’s horseshit!
- Warning, warning, bullshit alert!

All you need to do is load the gadget up with two triple A batteries and you’re on your way for some nasty pranking session. There’s nothing complicated here–just push the button and let it take the place of your potty mouth. You can test it out on its product page and see if it…um…lives up to your expectations. The Bullshit button spells it out in your place for only £5.

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